I pulled 89,316 posts off a looksmaxxing forum, turned each one into a structured claim â what was done, what it supposedly did, how long it took, how good the evidence was â and counted. This is what survives the count.
The best-evidenced non-surgical route in the corpus: dental alignment and, in growing patients, arch expansion. Adult skeletal change is limited; the visible win is tooth position and smile.
Fast, reversible with hyaluronidase, and the corpus's most common "instant result" claim. Migration and over-filling are the recurring regrets; the tier spread is wide because results are operator-dependent.
Underrated and free: under-eye bags, skin tone and training recovery all move with sleep. The corpus mostly uses it as a mechanism for other claims rather than testing it.
Cheap, well-evidenced, and the corpus's most consistently positive hair claim. Works best on diffuse thinning and needs indefinite use; shedding in the first weeks is normal and is the #1 reason people quit.
Well-evidenced, and the one skin category where prescription treatment clearly beats everything sold on the forum. Isotretinoin is effective and heavily regulated for good reason.
Creatine and vitamin D have real evidence; the rest is mostly expensive urine unless you have a deficiency. Iodine and selenium claims in the corpus come with thyroid-risk caveats.
Real but small; the dramatic before/afters are lighting and sodium, not water.
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